Everyone has seen the Easter Bunny at the mall. Waving to people, taking photos with them, messing with little kids and just being a silly bunny. I'm sure not many of you know who's under that big, fluffy costume. And I can bet you don't know what that person is thinking-whether it is when there is no one there or even when there are people there with them.
Well folks, I can tell you exactly what the Easter Bunny thinks throughout the time he/she works. Well... What I think while I'm working as the Easter Bunny. Yes, I'm the bunny at my mall. It isn't a bad job at all. In fact, I enjoy it very much.
So, without further ado, here is what I think of while working!
When there are actually people around and taking photos with me:
1. OMG! This kid is so cute! I hope my kid will be as cute as you!
2. Or maybe I could just steal you. No, that's mean.
3. Not to mention I'd be a terrible mother right now.
4. Why am I smiling and expecting these people to know this? I HAVE A FLUFFY BUNNY MASK ON. THEY CAN'T SEE ME!
5. Well, I can make a bunch of funny faces in these photos.... And they'll NEVER know!
6. Heehee. This is amusing!
7. I'm going to be on these people's walls.... And they have noooo idea. Hah.
8. Okay... You are done taking the photo now... Can you please take your kid back.
9. I'm a tiny person! And your two kids are kinda heavy. I can hold them, but not for THIS long!
10. Okay, next kid! Awwwwwe! So cute!
11. I've decided I want to have a baby girl when I get older. They are soooo adorable!
12. Hey kiddo, can you stop staring at me and just be silly with me? I can't talk and I'm running out of silly things to do!
13. Awwww. This kid is cute too! I hope my kid is this cute!
14. "Go say thanks to Mister Easter Bunny!" "He's nice! Don't be afraid" "He isn't going to bite you" etc..... I'M NOT A MAN! I HAVE FEMALE PARTS!!!!!!!
15. Sometimes I wish I could talk so they know I'm a woman.
16. Omg. I just got the greatest compliment ever! You are so nice mister! I wish I could actually say thanks or hug you! Omg.
When it isn't busy:
1. Omg, I love that dress! I.MUST.HAVE.IT!
2. What's this store called? Versona Accessories? I wonder if they have a site! (they do, but not one you can buy clothes off of)
3. Wow, why would you take your kid into Victorias Secret? I wouldn't do that!
4. Eight year olds in Hollister? What?
5. Omg. So. Bored. Someone come take a photo with me!
6. This is a lot more fun when it's actually busy!
7. (insert the weirdest noise possible)
8. (hums zelda and mario songs)
9. Is it break time yet?
10. Oh look! Another mom/sister with a little kid that went into Victorias Secret. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
11. Hey you! Way over there! I CAN SEE YOU!
12. Haha. I can see you guys and look at you, but you don't know if I'm looking at you or not!
13. 1 Hour left? This should go by quickly!
14. (hums some more songs)
15. Has it been an hour yet?
16. What do you mean it's only been twenty minutes? IT HAS TOTALLY BEEN AN HOUR!
17. Longest.Hour.Ever.
18. I can still hear and see you person. I see you taking selfies of yourself.
19. Haha. They just snorted.
20. YES! FINALLY! IT'S BEEN AN HOUR!
That's all I have for you guys for today. I hope you enjoyed!
Ciao,
Heather♥
